Bunny Slippers - Matt Peterson

When the world’s most feared assassin quits his job, the assassins’ guild declares open season—on him.

Bunny, legendary killer and part-time security-software mogul, has just refused a major assignment from MARI, the global murder bureaucracy that raised him. Their response? A $15 million bounty and six thousand assassins eager to collect. Unfortunately for them, Bunny has rules, grudges, and a gift for weaponizing pure chaos.

Teaming up with his shovel-happy nephew Darcell and Kitty, a jewel-thief fashion designer with better aim than most snipers, Bunny sets out to dismantle MARI’s empire—preferably in ways that upset their accountants.

As bodies fall out of windows, zombies riot in underground labs, and an amusement park roller coaster has a very bad day, Bunny stays one step ahead of the world’s deadliest killers by having no plan at all. And when MARI retreats to a missile-stuffed cruise liner for their grand finale, Bunny proves one thing beyond doubt:

If they want a war, he’ll give them one they’ll never live to regret.