{"product_id":"how-to-kidnap-a-fake-date-by-effie-campbell","title":"How to Kidnap a Fake Date - Effie Campbell","description":"\u003cp\u003e🩷💀 DISCOVER A NEW AND DELICIOUSLY SPICY DARK ROMANTIC COMEDY, PERFECT FOR FANS OF BRYNNE WEAVER, NAVESSA ALLEN AND LAUREN BIEL 💀🩷\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s going to be a killer of a good time…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSweet Maggie Hamilton comes from a long line of people paid to professionally end lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Maggie is a family failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAge? Twenty-nine. Kill count? A deeply embarrassing zero.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo when her father decides to marry her off to her psychotic ex at thirty to help her take over the family business, Maggie hatches a plan for the world’s worst fake relationship to buy some time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich is where broad-shouldered, bad-tempered, offensively attractive Roman Ellis comes in. Maggie’s neighbour, who is about as interested in her as he is in a slow, painful death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Maggie isn’t offering him a choice. With Roman tied to the passenger seat, she’s taking him as her plus one to her father’s second wedding in the Highlands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll Maggie has to do is survive the week without dying, murdering anyone or letting anyone in a house of professional killers know that her serious long-term boyfriend is actually her hostage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for her, Roman isn’t going to make it that easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with murder, wicked humour and killer spice, this dark romcom is the first in the addictive Killer Kin series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTropes:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💀🩷 Fake dating like you’ve never seen it before\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💀🩷 Neighbours-to-kidnapping-to-lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💀🩷 She abducts first, he falls harder\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💀🩷 Touch her and ☠️ (literally)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💀🩷 Forced proximity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders LOVE Effie Campbell:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘Funny, sweet, bloody, and spicy. The most bizarrely perfect combo!!’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘One of my favourite reads. The spice was incredible and Roman is SO hot!’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘Oh my GOD this book was feral in the best possible way. hilarious and wildly addictive. It’s like dark romance got tossed in a blender with a rom-com and set to maximum chaos. I devoured it.’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘Utterly perfect for fans of Butcher \u0026amp; Blackbird and Lights Out.’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘If you love rom-coms with dark humour, forced proximity, and a romance that makes you kick your feet and whisper “oh no” every few chapters—this is a must read.’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ‘I was immediately obsessed. I loved this dark rom-com so much.’ Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Read \u0026 Rooted","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43873627832394,"sku":"9781807437589","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0574\/6189\/9338\/files\/9781807437589.jpg?v=1785419148","url":"https:\/\/readandrooted.com\/products\/how-to-kidnap-a-fake-date-by-effie-campbell","provider":"Read \u0026 Rooted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}